sounds kinky

Aug 20

glight1994:

icyarguments:

Because why go outside (gasp!) and get involved when you can just like and reblog posts from the comfort of your home.

Because sometimes you’re young, and can’t leave your area, or parents won’t let You get involved. so the only thing you can do is spread the message so someone who can help will see it. 

"Aaaand made a comic to make people feel bad about themselves, when I’m not doing anything either. Gee that was good use of my time." 

Except it was a good use of their time, because it highlights the silliness of Tumblr’s activism through satire.

(via pocketattocki)


Aug 12

The Great Console Race from Lifeliketextube on Vimeo.

officialplanetmars:

this is legitimately one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i dont know how my sense of humor turned into this

(via jiebadiah)


Aug 4

catbountry:

writingcyan:

writingcyan:

Oh. So that’s why tumblr seems to have developed a scat fetish lately. I’ve been wondering.

For the record, Danish elevators all have this button:

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Danish police put up these signs along the roads:

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And Danish shops hang these ads in their windows:

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So it’s not like it’s a one-way thing. Maybe our languages just aren’t compatible (unless you possess a certain kind of humour)?

Holland looks amazing.

It’s a damn shame Holland isn’t Danish.

(via pleasantgoose)


Jul 25

Better take a picture while I have a chance of this.

pleasantgoose:

themallos:

pleasantgoose:

intrepidprofessor:

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[deeply concerned laughter]

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What the fuck do you do all day?

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pleasantgoose:

can someone help me i have questions about russian vocabulary

Косово је Србија


Jul 20
kisu-no-hi:

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!
This is what everyone does in France. We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.

Lack of baguettes was a direct cause of the French Revolution.

kisu-no-hi:

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!


This is what everyone does in France.
We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.

Lack of baguettes was a direct cause of the French Revolution.

(via jiebadiah)


Jul 18

friendilyreminder:

squidwardsboldandbrash:

friendilyreminder:

(◡‿◡✿) Friendly reminder that everyone is worthless

nothing you do has worth

you are utter garbage (◕‿◕✿)

you belong in the trash (◕‿◕✿)

(via demisnowflake-deactivated201408)


Jul 17
jiebadiah:

was planning to get a haircut but actually i think im okay with the way it is 

lookin real gud jiebmeister

jiebadiah:

was planning to get a haircut but actually i think im okay with the way it is 

lookin real gud jiebmeister


higginbid:

cave story turns 10 in december

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(via jiebadiah)


Jul 15

weloveshortvideos:

Blocking out the haters 

Vine by Brandon Bowen

That boy ain’t right, I tell ya hwat…

(via pleasantgoose)


Jul 14

hatefucking:

the-governess:

milkpunk:

familyfriendlyurl:

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

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(via jiebadiah)


Jul 9

Better take a picture while I have a chance of this.

pleasantgoose:

intrepidprofessor:

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[deeply concerned laughter]

What the fuck do you do all day?


Jul 8
sadbrazilians:

"The longer your cry, the stronger I become."

HUE

sadbrazilians:

"The longer your cry, the stronger I become."

HUE


the first three words you see are what you want in life

bukakkemonogatari:

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gimme dat gay booty pokemon

(via jiebadiah)


Jul 6
kumagawa:

themanwhocantdie:

kumagawa:

themanwhocantdie:

kumagawa:

i change my mind 4chan should destroy this website

Because defending yourself against a childish and rude attacker is wrong, am I right?
Because feeling like protecting and defending against assholes who are intending on flooding and attacking people with images of violence, gore, rape, triggering and flashing/strobing links and screamers and gifs is a good thing right? Just to show those stupid fandom blogs, and equal rights activist blogs, and anti-hate blogs, and feminist blogs what is coming to them for speaking out against the animal abuse and child pornography and graphic violence and racism that runs rampant on sights like 4chan, minus a small number of user who are really disgusted by this stupid fucking feud, it’s just wrong to do, AM I RIGHT?
NO. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU ALL.
IF YOU DON’T THINK WHAT THESE ASSHOLE ON 4CHAN ARE PLANNING FOR THIS STUPID LITTLE FUCKING CHILDISH ‘RAID’ THEY ARE PLANNING COULD BE SEVERELY DAMAGING TO PEOPLE FOR POSTS OR FOR SPECIFIC FUCKING BLOGS THEY ARE TARGETING WITH REAL GODDAMN PEOPLE BEHIND THEM WITH REAL GODDAMN FEELING IS NOT A PROBLEM THEN DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME.
THESE PEOPLE ARE DESENSITIZED ASSHOLES WHO THINK EVERYONE CAN TALK THE SIGHT OF A DECAPITATED KITTEN OR PUPPY AS EVERYDAY SHIT AND BE FINE WITH IT. THEY THINK RAPE IS FUNNY AND WANT TO SHOVE IT IN THE FACE OF RAPE VICTIMS.
I have a minimal amount of respect of Anonymous for the work they have done against organizations such as Scientology and Westboro Baptist Church, BUT PEOPLE WOULD BE STUPID TO NOT REALIZE THEY ALSO TARGET FEMINISTS WITH RAPE SHIT AND THAT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY HAPPENS TO BE RAMPANT ON THE SITE IN CERTAIN AREAS.
I do not care if the likes of 4chan hates on organizations I hate on, that they buck the system in the right places, when they BLATANTLY SAY THEY WILL ATTACK TUMBLR FOR FUCKING WANTING HUMANE TREATMENT FOR PEOPLE IN GENERAL I WILL FUCKING FIGHT THEM TO END.

go outside

DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME.
YOU DON’T FOLLOW ME. YOU DON’T KNOW ME. FUCK YOU.
I AM FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT. PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING BULLY AND HARASS ME INTO FUCKING SILENCE ABOUT THIS SHIT.
JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING IRRITATED AT A FEW FUCKING PEOPLE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HARASS PEOPLE AND FUCKING TO HARMFUL FUCKING SHIT OKAY.
NO.
I DON’T EVEN CARE.
I WON’T GO OUTSIDE. I REFUSE TO GO OUTSIDE. BECAUSE NO ONE GODDAMN STRANGER ON THE INTERNET IS GOING TO DIRECT ME. TO DICTATE ME.
FUCK YOU.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU AND YOU ALREADY THINK YOU CAN FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
FUCK YOU.

go outside you fucking nerd

kumagawa:

themanwhocantdie:

kumagawa:

themanwhocantdie:

kumagawa:

i change my mind 4chan should destroy this website

Because defending yourself against a childish and rude attacker is wrong, am I right?

Because feeling like protecting and defending against assholes who are intending on flooding and attacking people with images of violence, gore, rape, triggering and flashing/strobing links and screamers and gifs is a good thing right? Just to show those stupid fandom blogs, and equal rights activist blogs, and anti-hate blogs, and feminist blogs what is coming to them for speaking out against the animal abuse and child pornography and graphic violence and racism that runs rampant on sights like 4chan, minus a small number of user who are really disgusted by this stupid fucking feud, it’s just wrong to do, AM I RIGHT?

NO. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU ALL.

IF YOU DON’T THINK WHAT THESE ASSHOLE ON 4CHAN ARE PLANNING FOR THIS STUPID LITTLE FUCKING CHILDISH ‘RAID’ THEY ARE PLANNING COULD BE SEVERELY DAMAGING TO PEOPLE FOR POSTS OR FOR SPECIFIC FUCKING BLOGS THEY ARE TARGETING WITH REAL GODDAMN PEOPLE BEHIND THEM WITH REAL GODDAMN FEELING IS NOT A PROBLEM THEN DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME.

THESE PEOPLE ARE DESENSITIZED ASSHOLES WHO THINK EVERYONE CAN TALK THE SIGHT OF A DECAPITATED KITTEN OR PUPPY AS EVERYDAY SHIT AND BE FINE WITH IT. THEY THINK RAPE IS FUNNY AND WANT TO SHOVE IT IN THE FACE OF RAPE VICTIMS.

I have a minimal amount of respect of Anonymous for the work they have done against organizations such as Scientology and Westboro Baptist Church, BUT PEOPLE WOULD BE STUPID TO NOT REALIZE THEY ALSO TARGET FEMINISTS WITH RAPE SHIT AND THAT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY HAPPENS TO BE RAMPANT ON THE SITE IN CERTAIN AREAS.

I do not care if the likes of 4chan hates on organizations I hate on, that they buck the system in the right places, when they BLATANTLY SAY THEY WILL ATTACK TUMBLR FOR FUCKING WANTING HUMANE TREATMENT FOR PEOPLE IN GENERAL I WILL FUCKING FIGHT THEM TO END.

go outside

DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME.

YOU DON’T FOLLOW ME. YOU DON’T KNOW ME. FUCK YOU.

I AM FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT. PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING BULLY AND HARASS ME INTO FUCKING SILENCE ABOUT THIS SHIT.

JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING IRRITATED AT A FEW FUCKING PEOPLE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HARASS PEOPLE AND FUCKING TO HARMFUL FUCKING SHIT OKAY.

NO.

I DON’T EVEN CARE.

I WON’T GO OUTSIDE. I REFUSE TO GO OUTSIDE. BECAUSE NO ONE GODDAMN STRANGER ON THE INTERNET IS GOING TO DIRECT ME. TO DICTATE ME.

FUCK YOU.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU AND YOU ALREADY THINK YOU CAN FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

FUCK YOU.

go outside you fucking nerd

(via jiebadiah)


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